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Cum Shots, Not Gunshots

There is only one thing I want splattered over my chest. 💦

Cumshots not Gunshots Tee

Cumshots not Gunshots Tee

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Inclusive Size Chart

Measurements are taken flat. Compare these to your favorite tees for the perfect fit.

Size Chest Width (Flat) Body Length Fits Chest Range
XS 18" (45 cm) 27" (68 cm) 33" - 35"
S 20" (50 cm) 28" (71 cm) 36" - 38"
M 22" (55 cm) 29" (74 cm) 39" - 41"
L 24" (60 cm) 30" (76 cm) 42" - 44"
XL 26" (66 cm) 31" (79 cm) 45" - 47"
2XL 28" (71 cm) 32" (81 cm) 48" - 50"
3XL 30" (76 cm) 33" (84 cm) 51" - 53"
4XL 32" (81 cm) 34" (86 cm) 54" - 57"
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34.5" (87 cm) 58" - 61"
6XL 36" (91 cm) 35" (89 cm) 62" - 65"

All Bear Sized shirts are pre-shrunk, but we recommend washing cold and hanging dry to protect the graphics.

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